Going through some of my old backed up files I found this, and felt like I must share. If you try this at home make sure to tell me how it worked out.

In other news... The past couple days have been a bit crazy around the house. Getting ready for the camping trip, My uncle Jim's passing, of course watching the economy fall into the bowels of hell and just being so generally pissed off from the care my daughter is getting at the germ garden. It has been a pretty lousy couple of weeks. But hopefully thing will take a turn for the better soon.